Sunday, February 22, 2009

Wakishakuchoka kazini yanayotokea ndo kama haya....


Dear staff,
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the United Republic of Tanzania's economy in Tanzania since last Year, the Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early
retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People early).


Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the
SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have beenRAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme CoveringRetired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.


Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early
Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by management.
Persons staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity
Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount
of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.


Sincerely,
The Management

Kwa mabachelors tu......

Ndugu zangu wakamata tembo.... msijaribu ng'oo........

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Stars ndani ya Abidjan

Maximo na msaidizi wake wakitoa maelekezo kwa wachezaji wa stars wakati wa mazoezi... Kila la kheri wanetu.....

CHAN 2009: Squad List

Source: cafonline.com


TEAM LIST

COTE D'IVOIRE

NO.

SURNAME

FIRST NAME

DATE OF BIRTH

CLUB

POSITION

1

CISSE

ABDOUL KARIM

20/10/1985

ISSIA WAZI

GK

2

MANSOU

KOUAKOU AMORO JUNIOR

10/5/1991

STADE D’ABIDJAN

DF

3

N’GOUAN

KONAN RUFFIN

15/05/1990

AFRICA SPORT

DF

4

DIOMANDE

HAMED HERVE

17/06/1988

ASEC MIMOSAS

DF

5

NENE BI TRA

SYLVESTRE

31/12/1983

SEWE SAN PEDRO

DF

6

SAOURE

FLORENT

24/12/1983

STADE D’ABIDJAN

DF

7

BOHOU

DIEUDONNE

24/04/1985

SEWE SAN PEDRO

MF

8

GUEHI

KOUKO DJEDJE HILAIRE

17/11/1987

SEWE SAN PEDRO

MF

9

GUEDEGBE

CORBIN

4/2/1988

ES BINGERVILLE

FW

10

KARAMOKO

ALASSANE

18/05/1986

ASEC MIMOSAS

FW

11

TANOH

JACQUES ALAIN-ELISEE

16/09/1987

STELLA CLUB

FW

12

KRECOUMOU

ACIHELOU

22/02/1976

ES BINGERVILLE

MF

13

MANGOUA

KESSE JEAN-PAUL

15/12/1984

ASEC MIMOSAS

MF

14

NGOSSAN

ANTOINE JEAN-ETIENNE

MF

15

IRIE BI

BI SEHI ELYSEE

13/09/1989

ES BINGERVILLE

MF

16

OKOUA

CHRISTIAN FABRICE

6/11/1991

AFRICA SPORT

GK

17

DJE BI

TRAZIE CHARLES

20/09/1986

SEWE SAN PEDRO

FW

18

DIOMANDE

ABOUBACAR

7/5/1988

STELLA CLUB

MF

19

ADOU

DAGO BLAISE

8/11/1985

SEWE SAN PEDRO

MF

20

N’GORAN

KOUASSI NICAISE ARISTIDE

8/2/1988

AFRICA SPORT

DF

21

BILE

GEORGES ERIC

18/05/1989

STADE ABIDJAN

DF

22

ZEGBE

MOISE VALERY

28/04/1984

AS BINGERVILLE

FW

23

ANGBAN

ATCHOUAILOU VINCENT DE PAUL

2/2/1985

ASEC MIMOSAS

GK

GHANA

1

MACCARTHY

PHILEMON

14/08/83

HEARTS

GK

2

INKOOM

SAMUEL

1/6/1989

KOTOKO

DF

3

YEBOAH

DANIEL NANA

20/07/84

LIONS

MF

4

MANTEY

FRANCIS

15/11/87

WA ALL STARS

DF

5

APPIAH

OFOSU

29/12/88

KOTOKO

DF

6

YAHAYA

IDDRISU

12/8/1985

KESSBEN

MF

7

OPOKU

JORDAN

8/10/1984

KOTOKO

MF

8

AYEW

IBRAHIM

16/04/88

WISE

MF

9

ANTWI

YAW

15/06/85

LIBERTY

FW

10

POKU

KWADWO

5/5/1985

KOTOKO

FW

11

YEBOAH

SAMUEL AYEW

10/4/1988

LIBERTY

FW

12

OWUSU

ISAAC

20/03/85

WA ALL STARS

DF

13

MOHAMMED

HABIB

10/12/1983

ASH GOLD

DF

14

ASAMPONG TAYLOR

CHARLES BISMARK

HEARTS

MF

15

MANU

STEPHEN

21/01/85

KOTOKO

FW

16

SOWAH

ERNEST

31/03/88

TEMA YOUTH

GK

17

COFFIE

FRANCIS

16/08/88

KOTOKO

FW

18

OWUSU ANSAH

EDMUND

2/4/1983

LIONS

MF

19

BADU

AGYEMAN EMMANUEL

2/12/1990

KOTOKO

MF

20

ANDOH

EBO

1/1/1993

KING FAISAL

FW

21

AFFUL

HARRISON

24/07/86

FEYENOORD

DF

22

AGYEI

DANIEL

10/11/1989

LIBERTY

GK

23

BONSU

GODWIN OSEI

3/3/1989

HEARTS

FW

LIBYA

1

ABUD

SAMIR

29.09.1972

ITTIHAD

GK

2

SHABAN

HESHAM

08.08.1980

ITTIHAD

DF

3

EJLAL

WALID

28.03.1983

AHLY TRIPOLI

DF

4

DAWOUD

OMAR

09.04.1983

AHLY TRIPOLI

DF

5

SHIBANI

YOUNES

27.06.1981

ITTIHAD

DF

6

ESNANI

MOHAMED

13.05.1984

ITTIHAD

MF

7

ALSBAAY

ALI

28.10.1982

ITTIHAD

MF

8

ALLAFI

RIYAD

08.07.1983

ITTIHAD

FW

9

REWANI

SALEM

28.02.1977

ITTIHAD

FW

10

OSMAN

AHMED

07.08.1979

AHLY TRIPOLI

MF

11

ZUWAY

AHMED

28.12.1982

AHLY TRIPOLI

MF

12

AKTAIT

GUMA

1978

AL AKHDAR

GK

13

NAKUAA

ARAFA

23.01.1982

ITTIHAD

MF

14

EL BORKI

MANSUR

03.07.1985

AL JAZERA

MF

15

EL AMARI

ASHRAF

24.10.1984

AL MADINA

DF

16

ABDUSALAM

NADER

24.10.1979

ITTIHAD

MF

17

ZUBYA

MOHAMED

20.03.1989

ITTIHAD

FW

18

HMADI

OSAMA

07.06.1975

ITTIHAD

DF

19

BEN SALEH

OSAMA

23.02.1978

AHLY TRIPOLI

FW

20

EL MUGHRABI

MOHAMED

19.04.1985

AHLY TRIPOLI

MF

21

MSALLEM

ABDUSSALAM

02.08.1984

AL JAZERA

GK

22

MUFTAH

AHMED

16.12.1981

AHLY TRIPOLI

DF

23

SLIL

ABDULNASER

02.09.1981

ITTIHAD

MF

DR CONGO

1

KIDIABA

MUTEBA

2/1/1976

TP MAZEMBE

GK

2

DIBA

ILUNGA

27/08/1986

AS V. CLUB

FW

3

EBUNGA

SIMBI

26/08/1983

DC MOTEMA PEMBE

DF

4

NKULUKUTA

MIALA

6/9/1982

TP MAZEMBE

DF

5

MUTOMBO

KAZADI

6/7/1989

FC St Eloi LUPOPO

DF

6

MIHAYO

KAZEMBE

17/01/1976

TP MAZEMBE

MF

7

KASONGO

NGANDU

6/12/1979

TP MAZEMBE

MF

8

MPUTU

MABI

10/12/1985

TP MAZEMBE

FW

9

NTELA

KALEMA

12/12/1987

AS V. CLUB

MF

10

BEDI

MBENZA

11/9/1984

TP MAZEMBE

MF

11

KANDA

DEO AMKOK

11/3/1996

TP MAZEMBE

FW

12

MABELE

BAWAKA

9/6/1988

TP MAZEMBE

DF

13

SALAKIAKU

MATONDO

26/01/1986

DC MOTEMA PEMBE

MF

14

LOFO

BONGELI

14/04/1980

AS V.Club

FW

15

KIMUAKI

JOEL

14/10/1990

DC MOTEMA PEMBE

DF

16

VUANGA

KWENDA

12/9/1982

NEW SOGER

GK

17

NGOY

MBOMBOKO

21/05/1977

TP MAZEMBE

DF

18

BOKESE

GLADYS

10/9/1983

DC MOTEMA PEMBE

DF

19

KALUYITUKA

DIOKO

15/11/1983

TP MAZEMBE

FW

20

ONOSEKE

WEMBI

18/03/1988

SC CILU

DF

21

PAMBANI

MAKIADI

24/08/1985

NEW SOGER

DF

22

MVETE

LUYEYE

28/04/1981

TP MAZEMBE

FW

23

BOMBASA

BENGELE

24/02/1982

AS V CLUB

GK

SENEGAL

1

BA

MAMADOU

08.05.85

JARAAF

GK

2

DIALLO

MOUSTAPHA

14.05.84

JARAAF

MF

3

COLY

MOHAMED

05.03.85

H.L.M.

DF

4

NDIAYE

SIDY

07.07.87

AS DOUANES

DF

5

DIOUF

MOR

16.08.88

AS DOUANES

DF

6

DJILABODJI

E. H. PAPY MISON

01.12.88

ASC SALOUM

DF

7

TRAORE

MAMADOU BAILA

02.02.87

UCST P.A.D.

MF

8

BADIANE

VITO

02.06.86

AS DOUANES

MF

9

DIAMANKA

PAPE MALY

10.01.90

US GOREE

FW

10

LY

MOUCHID IYANE

28.12.86

LINGUERE

FW

11

GUENE

YALLY FALL

10.05.86

CNEPS EX.

FW

12

DIAGNE

LIBASSE LAYE

11.02.81

JARAAF

DF

13

NDIOUR

BABACAR

27.11.87

AS DOUANES

DF

14

NDAO

EL HADJI SARA

01.02.88

JEANNE D’ARC

FW

15

FALL

MALICK

07.10.83

AS DOUANES

FW

16

SY

BITI

06.08.87

JEANNE D’ARC

GK

17

NDIAYE

M. BENJELOUN

09.07.86

XAM XAM

FW

18

DIALLO

KARAMBA B. Y.

01.02.86

AS DOUANES

MF

19

SOW

ALPHA OUMAR

12.02.84

CASA SPORT

FW

20

HANE

AMADOU FALL

08.09.85

CASA SPORT

MF

21

DIALLO

MAME CHEIKH

28.01.81

UCST P.A.D.

DF

22

DEMBELE

MOUSSA

28.11.86

LINGUERE

MF

23

NDIAYE

P. LATYRE

30.11.77

US OUAKAM

GK

TANZANIA

1

MUNISHI

DEOGRATIAS

6/4/1989

SIMBA SC

GK

2

SWEDI

SALUM

3/12/1980

MTIBWA SUGAR

DF

3

SHABAN

HARUNA MOSHI

26/02/1984

SIMBA SC

MF

4

ATHUMAN

ATHUMAN IDD

18/02/1988

YOUNG AFRICANS

MF

5

PATRIC

KEVIN YONDANI

9/10/1984

SIMBA SC

DF

6

SHINDIKA

HENRY JOSEPH

3/11/1985

SIMBA SC

MF

7

KIGI

MAKASI

2/12/1990

YOUNG AFRICANS

MF

8

NGASA

MRISHO

5/5/1989

YOUNG AFRICANS

MF

9

NAMWANDU

GEOFREY BONNY

31/08/1979

YOUNG AFRICANS

MF

10

TEGETE

JERSON

7/10/1988

YOUNG AFRICANS

FW

11

MGOSI

MUSSA

20/08/1985

SIMBA SC

FW

12

HAMAD

NURDIN BAKARI

6/7/1988

YOUNG AFRICANS

MF

13

ALI

NADIR HAROUB

10/2/1982

YOUNG AFRICANS

DF

14

SHADRACK

NSAJIGWA

10/2/1982

YOUNG AFRICANS

DF

15

SADALLAH

ABDI KASSIM

19/10/1984

YOUNG AFRICANS

MF

16

KHALFAN

NIZAR

5/4/1975

MORO UNITED

MF

17

MAFTAH

AMIR

26/02/1988

YOUNG AFRICANS

DF

18

MOHAMED

SHABAN DIHILE

3/3/1984

JKT RUVU

GK

19

NDITI

SHABAN

15/03/1983

MTIBWA SUGAR

MF

20

MZEE

FAROUK RAMADHAN

2/5/1977

MIEMBENI

GK

21

JABU

JUMA

28/12/1988

SIMBA SC

DF

22

NYONI

ERASTO EDWARD

7/5/1988

AZAM FC

DF

23

KAZIMOTO

MWINYI

25/12/1988

JKT RUVU

MF

ZAMBIA

1

BANDA

JACOB

11.02.88

ZESCO UNITED

GK

2

KASONDE

FRANCIS

01.09.86

POWER DYNAMOS

MF

3

MULENGA

NYAMBE

27.08.87

ZESCO UNITED

MF

4

SAKUWAHA

JONAS

22.07.83

ZESCO UNITED

MF

5

TANA

ELIJAH

28.02.75

NCHANGA RANGERS

DF

6

BANDA

DENNIS

10.12.88

GREEN BUFFALOES

DF

7

BANDA

HENRY

16.09.90

ZANACO

MF

8

KASUNGA

PATIRICK

05.05.87

CHAMBISHI

MF

9

BANDA

STANLEY

05.06.83

RED ARROWS

MF

10

NJOBVU

WILLIAM

04.03.87

LUSAKA DYNAMOS

MF

11

MUDENDA

KENNEDY

13.01.88

POWER DYNAMOS

MF

12

CHILUFYA

GEORGE

23.11. 86

NCHANGA RANGERS

DF

13

CHILUFYA

JIMMY CHISENGA

03.04.92

RED ARROWS

DF

14

MBOLA

EMMANUEL

10.05.93

ZANACO

DF

15

SINGULUMA

GIVEN

19.07.86

ZANACO

FW

16

POTO

MIKE

15.01.81

GREEN BUFFALOES

GK

17

LWIPA

IGNATIUS

04.03.86

ZANACO

FW

18

BWALYA

SIMON

25.02.85

POWER DYNAMOS

MF

19

HACHIPUKA

KEBBY

13.06.84

GREEN EAGLES

MF

20

MUBANGA

PERRY

25.10.83

POWER DYNAMOS

DF

21

SAKALA

MAKUNDIKA

07.03.81

AMAKUMBI

FW

22

KAUMBWA

DAVY

05.02.87

GREEN BUFFALOES

GK

23

MAKANDAWIRE

ELSON

25.11.86

POWER DYNAMOS

FW

ZIMBABWE

1

MANYATERA

WILLARD

6-Aug-85

DYNAMOS FC

GK

2

NYAMUPANGEDENGU

MAXWELL

26-Oct-84

SHOOTING STARS FC

DF

3

KUTYAURIPO

DAVID

7-Mar-79

MONOMOTAPA FC

FW

4

SWESWE

THOMAS

9-Aug-81

CAPS UNITED FC

DF

5

JAMBO

ZHAIMU

23-Sep-87

DYANMOS FC

DF

6

ZHOKINYU

GUTHRIE

8-May-85

SUNDOWNS FC

MF

7

MACHAPA

OSCAR

1-Jun-87

SHOOTING STARS

MF

8

MAGARIRO

GEORGE

20-Feb-81

DYANMOS FC

MF

9

VEREMU

DANIEL

18-Mar-85

EAGLES FC

FW

10

BANDA

GILBERT

30-May-83

DYANMOS FC

MF

11

GOMBA

CARRINGTON

8-Mar-85

GUNNERS FC

MF

12

TAFIRENYIKA

PRIDE

21-Jan-84

GUNNERS FC

DF

13

MOYO

MTSHUMAYELI

24-Jul-83

HIGHLANDERS FC

FW

14

KARURU

OVIDY

23-Jan-89

SHOOTING STARS

DF

15

GUTU

ARCHFORD

5-Aug-93

CAPS FC

MF

16

KAMUSOKO

THABANI

2-Mar-88

UNDERHILL FC

GK

17

MELEKA

ELVIS

19-Apr-86

MASVINGO FC

DF

18

CHITATO

EDMORE

2-May-80

KIGLON FC

FW

19

NYAMANDWE

TAWANDA

14-Jun-83

CAPS UNITED FC

DF

20

MARUFU

PHILLIP

HIGHLANDERS FC

DF

21

MALAJILA

CUTHBERT

3-Oct-85

DYANMOS FC

DF

22

DUBE

TAFADZWA

19-Dec-84

DYANMOS FC

GK

23

KAWINGA

CLIVE

17-Aug-86

SHOOTING STARS

MF