Friday, August 28, 2009
Uzembe mwingine bwana... wee wacha tu...!!!
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Mavituz ya Traffic police huyu.. balaa...!!
Download uone mavitu ya huyu traffic akiongoza magari.....kama angelikuwa bongo.. sidhani kama angelikuwepo hai.....!!!!
Mjihadhari na watu msiowajua mkiwa safarini...!!!
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Je hii ni mikogo au taabu ya usafiri...?
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Cycle For Understanding mission....
Vibuyu
Sakata la majambazi Dodoma
Majeruhi aliyetwangwa na kitu kizito kichwani na majambazi wapatao sita ambao baada ya kuteka magari matatu likiwemo basi la abiria, walitoroka kwa kutumia gari ya majeruhi huyo. Kwa mujibu wa Polisi, majambazi hayo yaliuawa na wananchi wenye hasira.Monday, August 24, 2009
Uzazi wa Mpango
Mhadhiri katika Chuo Kikuu cha Dar es Salaam, Dkt. Julius Kivelia akiwasilisha mada wakati wa mdahalo wa wazi juu ya masuala ya uzazi wa mpango ulioandaliwa na Engender Health na kufadhiliwa na shirika la USAID mjini Dodoma. Huyu Mtaalam anasema kuwa kasi ya ongezeko la Idadi ya Watu nchini Tanzania ni kubwa mno ijapokuwa ukimwi unaendelea kupunguza watu wengi... na kwamba itaongezeka na kufikia watu millioni 90 katika miaka ya 2035 ikiwa hatua madhubuti za uzazi wa mpango hazitachukuliwa.
Nyama choma
Kobe mzee
Hongera
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Polisi wakamata SMG
Chizi atinga eneo la bunge
Azaki bungeni maonesho
Mbilia alivyoiwapagawisha waheshimiwa
Maisha plus watinga bungeni
Friday, June 5, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Mwakyembe kanusurika Mzinga wa namna hii...!!!
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Majambazi Dom wala Sh80
Friday, May 8, 2009
Soka la Bongo
Different Dates
WHITE WOMEN:
First date:
You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date:
You get to have sex but only but only when
she wants to and only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:
You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date:
You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date:
You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date:
You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary:
You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary:
You find yourself a Mistress.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date:
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date:
You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing
is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date:
Meet her parents.
Second date:
Set the date of the wedding.
Third date:
Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date:
You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:
You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date:
You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:
She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date:
You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in
the back of her car.
Second Date:
She's pregnant.
Third Date:
She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her
two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his
three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date:
You will have to spend all your money to impress
Second Date:
You will take a loan to keep the image
Third Date:
Your are broke, she finds someone wealthier
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date:
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date:
Guy is shot dead.
No third date!!!
Hii imetoka kwa mdau Emma Ndossi aliyeko UK.. Shukran...
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Njaa noma..!!!
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Mafua ya ' Ze Hot-chair'
Mazingaombwe au mazingara...??
Friday, April 3, 2009
Daladala yawaka moto.....
Baadhi ya wakazi wa eneo la Majengo mjini
Kifo hiki kinamashaka...!!!
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sita TRL wakamatwa
Wnaoshikiliwa ni pamoja na wakuu wa stesheni hizo mbili, dereva wa treni ya mizigo, pamoja na wasaidizi wake watatu.
Serikali imetoa siku tatu kuanzia leo kwa mkuu wa idara ya polisi katika shirika hilo kutoa maelezo ya kina juu ya mazingira yaliyosababisha kutokea kwa ajali hiyo. Manzingira ya awali yanaonyesha kuwepo kwa uzembe pamoja na hujuma uliosababisha kutokea kwa ajali hiyo.











