ARE THESE GENDER ISSUES OR SEX INDIFFERENCIES....?!!!!
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive  job with low pay, it's exploitation.  
If you have a boring  repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something  better. 
If  you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of  you, it's equal opportunity. 
If  you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male  indifference. 
If  you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're  insensitive. 
If you make a decision without  consulting her, you're a chauvinist.  
If she makes a decision  without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.  
If  you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that’s domination.  If she  asks you, it's a favor. 
If  you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.  
If  you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not  thoughtful. 
If  you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not  ambitious. 
If  she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you  don't love her anymore. 
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