Saturday, January 3, 2009
Usafiri wa vijijini....
Dogo akiride ng'ombe wanaovuta mkototeni akiwa kwa njia katika kijiji cha mpunguzi kwenda chukua mbolea.....Ukiwa nayo hii bush kwetu.... uko juuu vibaya mno....
Vichwa TRL kweli vimechoka....!!!! Kumbe ndo maana enz za mwl waliitaga gari moshi...!!!
Kiu sooo...!!!
Mnaokuja Dom muwe macho....!!!
Eneo hili ndilo babu huyo toka rombo alipoambiwa kuwa atazungumza na babu anayeweza fanya mazingara chapaa hizo Sh40m zikawa Sh600m.....
Hapa kuna mishumaa pamoja na udi ambayo huwashwa na kumpumbaza mtapeliwa kuwa ataongea na maruhani.... ila kwa mbele kama anapoelekea kamanda mmoja pichani kuna tundu la kutokea upande wa pili.... ila kwa juu yake kuna madondora kichizi.....!!!
MGAMBO SHUGHULI......!!!
MAJUKUMU HAYA YA KIFAMILIA ADI NGOMANI....?!!!!
KINADADA WAVUMILIVU KWELI.....!!!
MADEREVA BWANA.... NOMA KICHIZI....!!!!
Huyu naye baada ya kumwaga mchanga.... tipa limekataa kurejea sehemu yake.... akaamua kutambaa hivyo hivyo.... huku deiwaka wake akiwa nyuma kimashakamashaka....!!!
Mwingine kaamua tu kudharau ishara ya barabarani (kushoto) inayomwonyesha kuwa hiyo ni njia moja tu.... hairuhusu gari kuenda upande anaoelelea...........!!!!
ARE THESE GENDER ISSUES OR SEX INDIFFERENCIES....?!!!!
ARE THESE GENDER ISSUES OR SEX INDIFFERENCIES....?!!!!
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that’s domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
Mambo ya Kumnadi...... Msalaatoooo...!!!!
ila kinachowaliza hawa jamaa zangu ni kwamba machinjio holela kama ya huko kwenye kumnadi yamepigwa marufuku...kutokana na hijenik poposez...... sasa kuwalazimu wachinje katika machinjo ya kisasa yaliyopo kizootaa...!! wenzangu na mimi wasio na ubovu wa meno wanatia shaka juu ya kupanda kwa nauli ya nyama...... itakuwa sasa ikiuzwa zaidi ya buku 4 za sasa... yetu majicho wacha tusubiri tuone......